I’m ready to marry this girl. She has everything I’m looking for. Hair eyes and lips that compel me to fall in love with her. She has a crick in her nose so I know she’s honest. She speaks with certainty though I can’t understand a word she’s saying I’m rather sure she’s telling her friends that she’s in love with me and is determining how best to break the ice. One thing that’s seemingly cool about Europeans is that they can be friends with really hot girls and never make a move - they’ll just keep it on the friendship tip. Fools. Nah just kidding that’s the right thing to do. Another friend has showed, causing chairs to be reshuffled around the table. I now see she also has a beautiful smile. And chin line. I’m ready to renew our vows. Hasn’t looked over here once.

Anyhow the sun is leaving pastel colored apartment buildings in the plaza and the air is losing its warmth but it isn’t cold. Madrid’s first day with me begins to close. Its first night begins to open

before i realized i liked this girl, i was myself and this seems to have interested her.

now that i like her and now that she knows, i’ve been acting nervous around her and generally thinking too much about her.

lately, i’ve demonstrated interest in the form of small thoughtful gifts and vague-flirtatious text messages. these gestures seemed to have worked not at all.

now my courtship seems to have run aground as evidenced by delayed text responses and notices of her full weekends.

i’m down to help and by help i mean supervise. and by supervise i mean drink beers while you two do all the work.

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I tried to sell stuff to lots of people. I did some research and tried to think of ideas. I put ads in front of many people and also specific people. I went to trade shows.

-i aim to please but your target is all wrong

far from home on the range

-seeing shadows in the night

cause the streetlight’s still on

-making the air turn black and white

like some old picture show

- my mind and phone together in a way 

each of them are spinning in place

feeling numb for what i’m thinking

am i wrong for taking my time?

today we are uneven

head up son, you’ve been true along

-is everyone in new york in my way tonight?

umbrellas poking me in my mind…

-not turning on the tv i don’t own

i wouldn’t want the noise anyway

- laugh track n’ tease for some fall show

with a brunette who ain’t right for me

-finding a chair, easy as could be

knowing where to be is harder to do

feeling warm, not sleeping

am i wrong for saying goodbye

in a year will we be calm

set your watch dear, reach the shore

“Hi Guitar Center? I’m looking for a kid’s guitar/toy guitar. I’m going as Johnny Cash for halloween.” “We’ve got a ukulele for $40. Otherwise, try a pawn shop.” “Hi, E Z Pawn Shop? I’m looking for a kid’s guitar/toy guitar. I’m going as Johnny Cash for halloween.” “Cheapest thing we got is $100. Try Goodwill.” “Hi Goodwill? I’m looking for a kid’s guitar/toy guitar. I’m going as Johnny Cash for halloween.” “Johnny who?! Nah, we don’t got that.” Guitar Center - here I come.

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Reno is as strange a place as I’ve ever been. In the short time I’ve been here, I’ve seen giant indoor oil rigs, 78 uninterrupted lanes of bowling, people who’d given up on life and others who came to make the most of theirs. A time machine to the 70s; a bad replica of Vegas, a clean and empty place.